Sita : What's the time when an elephant sits on your watch ?
Anu : Time to get a new watch!
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Person 1 : What ends everything?
Person 2 : I don't know. What?
Person 1 : The letter g.
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Boy : Where did you get that dog?
Girl : At the lost-and-hound.
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Mom Cheetah : Time for your bath.
Baby Cheetah : I don't want to take a bath. I'm afraid I'll come out spotless!
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Minu : If someone steals a kangaroo's joey, what would be its reaction?
Ria : What ?
Minu : Someone pick pocketed me!
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Kala : What did one ear say to the other?
Mala : I don't know. What?
Kala : "Do you hear that ear-irritating noise?"
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